Monday, November 30, 2009

Lick It Up

So Crystal's 15 day "clean eating" Holiday Throwdown began yesterday...

... and I already stumbled last night, falling face first into a delicious plate of Crawfish Etouffee. (Hammers the Reset button repeatedly.)

"Clean eating". Okay, with the exception of that Cajun mishap, I can rationalize that I already do this, but my lovely Mel would give me such a whack upside my skull for saying something so laughable. I guess my point is clean eating can be, and is often, defined differently among not just individuals watching their food intake, but nutritionists as well. CrossFitters hold pretty true to either The Zone or Paleo diets and the success is undeniable. Case in point, the beautiful
Erika Jeanne's success story.




Iron Cheerleaders: Erika Jeanne and Melissa Joulwan



Save for the occasional "Shark Week" food frenzy or a wretched hangover, I never really suffered from the American mentality of: Must. Hoover. Really. Bad. Food. Rapidly. From this emerges the well known cycle of: Eat bad. Feel guilty. Gain weight. Act surprised. Beat self up. Resort to latest diet craze for fast solution. I usually just fast track to "Beat self up", but over time I've been working on letting go of paying attention to what our fickle media says is beautiful and the resulting trap of comparisons.

I've turned away from much of entertainment "news" as it's a brutal, stomach-churning, unrealistic perception for even the stars themselves. Instead I try to focus on improving what will make me a better "me" across the board. I now just make up my own "me"dia in my own world and it works... for the most part... until I am faced with my own dietary wake-up call.

See, while I don't I suffer from the typical food over-indulgences, I do have some serious complacencies with food in general. My dietary habits are often atrocious. And I won't elaborate too much beyond that except to say one of my biggest failings is avoiding meals altogether. If food has the possibility of stopping me from my daily workflow, chances are good I'm going to be agitated.

None of this is because I don't like food. It's not because I necessarily feel fat, large, etc either. Shamefully enough, I do know the basic rules of good nutrition and I know these habits are just as bad as over indulging and, ultimately, is just another jacked up way to mess with my body. Not having better habits in my diet keeps me from reaching that next level--a level, apparently, I expect to magically "auto-tune" my body for me.

Before I left my last job, I had spent the last few weeks shadowing Mel as she ate her lunch. Being that she can whip up amazing dishes out of
"dino-chow", and seeing how much she was enjoying her food, I was a bit more motivated to start making Paleo-esque lunches and eating with her. We'd prep up our food in the kitchen, play Boggle (never play Boggle with Content Strategists), and talk about what she'd put in her meals and how she prepared crazy-ass vegetables like Spaghetti Squash.

In keeping with the 15-day challenge, yesterday I brought my Paleo lunch to my first day at the new gig and ate it at my desk. Sadly enough, as good as it tasted, I really didn't want to eat it. I had become immediately distracted by access to my computer and pending tasks. Eating was fast becoming second, then third, then falling-off-the-radar priority, but I caught myself before too long.


"Life's such a treat... and it's time you taste it."

Mel had done such a good job conditioning me to get up from my desk, away from all things digital and go eat. Allow yourself an hour to enjoy your lunch free of work and multi-tasking. This is an extraordinarily hard thing for me to do, but I'm determined to at least give it a better than fair attempt for the next 15 days.

Fifteen days. Strict Paleo. Minimal to no cheat.


"It ain't a crime to be good to yourself."

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Swagga Like Us

There's something about the women in Crystal's class that bring the right attitude. And when we're done with one of her workouts there is definite strut. It may be a bit wobbly, but...

"No one on the corner have swagga like us... "


Not sure which CrossFitter this is but daa-yamn...



Crystal's 5:45am class
2x for time

  • 800m run
  • 15 DB Push Presses (25#)
  • 400m run
  • 15 DB Dead Lifts (45#)

My time: 16:56

Okay, I love it when someone I'm partnered with suggests doing more weight, because I'm the kind of person that will rarely say no, but often not even offer up the notion. So much love to Mel for not doing the recommended 35# and rolling up to the 45s. It is fortunate to be friends with someone like her. She will always push for you to bring out the best in yourself. And today I thought I'd pick up the teeny little raven beauty and squeeze the stuffing out of her.
I miss my Mel.

Bonus workout:

  • 10 Knees to chest from the hanging position
  • 10 Push ups, with roll to side

Repeat sets with 9, 8, 7 and so on until you get to 1. I only made it to 7 before Crystal called time.

After everyone cleared out, I practiced my Kip on the blue band. The gorgeous Erika was there to help me work on my form. It's wonderful to watch her do in motion. I keep whispering to my body, "See? Just like that. You can do that, body. Can't you?" The body responded with a pretty deflated "no" today, but there is some improvement.

On Sunday I wandered down to Austin High to do a WOD from the 365 iPhone app I've grown to love. That app is going to come in handy the week of Dec 7 as I'll be traveling for work.

Sunday's WOD
2 rounds of:

  • 65 squat thrusts
  • 12 one-arm push ups

Riiiight. A true one arm push up by me ain't happening anytime soon. So I did these on my knees, spread wide a part and on a chest level incline just to get the form right. And I still couldn't get my chest low enough.

I then practiced my kip on the bars which was great to get the feeling of the form down but I still couldn't pop up. Oh well. I'm still gonna swagger. Ugh... imagine what I'll be like if I ever get the Kip down. Ob.Nox.iousssss.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

In Between Days

This week in Crystal's 5:45am Class...

Tuesday: The "Jess"

5 rounds for time, 20min cutoff of:

  • Run 400m
  • 15 Power Cleans (65lb barbell)
My time: 19:58 Squeaking in under the cutoff. As a point of reference, the women's elite weight is 95lbs. I have nowhere near the strength to clean at that weight for 1 round of 15 let alone 5. That was a brutal mother of a WOD.

Thursday: AMRAP 20min

  • 20 Box Jumps
  • 20 Lunges
  • 10 Pull Ups
  • 10 Push Ups

My results: 4 rounds +10 Pull Ups

Bonus workout:
2 rounds of:

  • 12 V-ups (partner 1)
  • Reverse Box crawls (partner 2 over partner 1's V-up time)
This particular WOD was a milestone for me as it was the first time I got the Kip movement down and did all of my pull ups on the green band in full Kip formation. I was jacking around with the bands on Tuesday, which I'm pretty sure always gets Crystal nervous at the sight of my leg squirming around as I wrestle with the elastic. Today she stood by me while and began to sway my hips back and forth until it felt like I had enough momentum to then pull myself up. Then she stepped back and watched as I finished out my set. Each set got better and better. I can't explain it other than it just felt damn good.


Breaking down the Kip - SurfBody Fitness



While most of the CrossFitters I know and adore can already rock the Kips and/or dead hangs, for me, this always seemed like a far off goal I may never actually get to. So, me being me, it was only natural not to waste time basking in the glory of a small measure of success before I immediately questioned how long will it take for me to not have to use a band at all. I'm pretty sure the answer is "awhile".

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Where There's Gold

You know you're golden when you have a WOD named after you...

Oh. Hell. Yes.
Today's WOD, and all its glorious movements hand-picked by Crystal, was named after
Melissa, Muthaf*ckin' Iron Cheerleader, Joulwan!

Our beloved badass of the gym and one insanely talented, inspirational writer was captured in letters and numb3rs of black ink on the whiteboard this morning. Marking her two years at CrossFit, this was Crystal and the gym's way of an honorable nod towards one of their best CrossFitters and biggest success stories.

Congrats, my beloved Mel!!!!


Crystal's 5:45am WOD - "Melicious"

3 rounds for time of:
  • 30 Box Jumps (20in)
  • 20 Push Jerks (45lb barbell)
  • 10 Pull Ups
  • 200m run

My time: 18:27 (cutoff time was 20min)

This was a beast of a workout for sure. Mel finished at 18 flat with 55lb BB, and no one can compete with her form on box jumps.

My form was weak on the box jumps. Too loud of a landing. Not landing in the center. The only thing worse than that were my pull ups. Using the green band, I still had to toe off the box to get enough upward momentum to pull my chin over the bar. My push jerks, I was pleased with.

So how forutnate am I to know this pretty awesome individual who was thoughtful enough to give me this as an early birthday present?





This little beauty is a forearm developer and looks deceptively easy. Along with a few 5lb plates to add to it and a hand grip that was also part of my gift, I should be able to see some improvement in my otherwise weak grip.

What a fantastic week. And now onto counting down the hours until tomorrow night's
Karaoke Apocalypse!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Mudmen

A couple of videos have floated my way this past week that are definitely post-worthy. The discipline and determination it takes to overcome the physical limitations and mental barriers in these two dramatically different "arts" is astounding.

Thanks to Iron Cheerleader and hardcore CrossFitter Bonita for passing along this amazing Parkour vid.





Choreographed fight sequence shared via FB by the talented graphic artist Justin Boyce.



And a bit of thanks to CrossFit Coach Randal Setzler, who provides local and daily Parkour inspiration to many folks.